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CSM wrote: "Junk food won't be banned, instead it will be heavily taxed. Just like cigs!"

Big Macs kill, when used as directed. Roughly half of all those who establish an addiction to Big Macs and related products will contract heart disease and die from it. In addition, many innocents who live near Big Mac production facilities will die from the air pollution caused by their cooking. As the Antismokers have pointed out so thoroughly, ventilation and filtration are NO solution. Those living in cities where Big Macs are prepared are ALL vulnerable, particularly children and the elderly, as various carcinogenic, mutagenic, and ciliatoxic elements are released into the air.

At particular risk are those children dragged into the dens of corpse eaters as the compounds pour out of the kitchens into the dining rooms. Without the safety marker of tobacco smoke in the air very few customers are aware of the lack of ventilation signified by the slight aroma of stale grease and french fries, and yet these toxins permeate into the deepest and most delicate recesses of lung tissue.

While it is not practical at this point to jail those who gnaw on the flesh of dead animals, the practice CAN be reduced with proper social engineering techniques. The easiest path of course is simply taxation. Most people will actually be grateful to have their diets enriched by soybeans and wheat paste even if they experience an initial annoyance at no longer being able to rend flesh with their teeth.

Ultimately we can move into the schools and give out tshirts and prizes to students who come up with creative poster ideas such as "My Mommy Loves Me: She's a Vegan!" and as we popularize the idea that bits of rotting corpses stuck in the teeth are a turn-off for kissing. Removing meat eating from films and banning it on the streets is of course a long term necessity, though, as with smoking, a certain level of population reduction through proper taxation (i.e. 300 - 800% of basic product price, as with cigarettes) will be necessary before a final solution is at hand.

- Cantiloper
www.Antibrains.com