[Dog Anchor]

Well, I never thought I'd pull a "Natalie Maines", but "just so you know"...I'm ashamed that Miz Jackson-if-you're-nasty-Lee is from my home state of Texas

You think that's bad...she is my congressman...or woman...
or whatever...

[TXBlair]

"Freak". I believe the correct term is "congressfreak". And I'm soooo sorry for you, by the way. But cheer up...I'm stuck with Chet Edwards--second only to Jesse Jackson in sticking his snout everywhere it doesn't belong and claiming credit for anything that may happen to work out the right way. If there's a television or newspaper camera within a 150-mile radius, Chet's mug is sure to find it. And how the local media LOVE giving him all the free attention they can! Barf.