Posted on 12/15/2003 12:40:07 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper
Saddam Hussein is in United States custody and is being interrogated for information regarding the Iraqi insurgency, right?
Wrong.
New information from former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, affectionately known to westerners as Baghdad Bob, suggests that Hussein is not in custody and, in fact, single- handedly captured the entire 600 member detatchment from the United States 4th Infantry Division.
"Saddam had just returned from a hajj in the desert, asking Allah for guidance," said al-Sahhaf. "When he saw the infidels approaching, he hid in the hole temporarily.
At the right time, he came out of the hole and the infidels fell to the ground and surrenderred."
According to al-Sahhaf, Saddam immediately forced the troops to clean him up.
"That's obviously the case, just from the tapes," he continued.
Al-Sahhaf continued by saying that Saddam is currently in complete control of Iraq, and that Uday and Qusay are at his right hand.
"There are no infidels within 20 miles of Baghdad, and in fact we are very close to capturing the White House," he finished.
Were they French?
"These people are being liars! Saddam has not been captured! There are NO American troops in Iraq! We will roast them upon the pits of Hell if they come! All your troops are belong to us! Baghdad is impregnable! I invented the internet! Vote for Howard Dean!"
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