[TommyDale]

Earth to Kerry: "Hey, John -- why the long face?" President Bush kept the U.S. forces in the hunt for Saddam just long enough to capture him in time for the election. So what? Why the long face?

[timydnuc]

After looking closely at Kerry and listening to him I have come to the conclusion that he is clinically DEAD! But, hey...the dead have been voting democrat for so many years I think it's time that they had their own candidate.