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To: Eris; Hacksaw; Rummyfan
A primer for Festivus celebrations

The Festivus Pole:

Not a tree, a pole. No decorations. Tinsel is very distracting from the true meaning of the holiday. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.

The Airing of Grievances:

This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.

The Feats of Strength:

This is the time during the celebration where the head of the family tests his strength against one lucky person. Festivus is not over until the head of the family is pinned. You are allowed to decline only if you have something to do instead.

42 posted on 12/15/2003 10:48:13 AM PST by GluteusMax
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To: GluteusMax
Ironic, isn't it, that an episode of Seinfeld can produce a "holiday" that is more meaningful and more widely celebrated than Kwanza developers could by guilting their own people into celebrating over all these years.
43 posted on 12/15/2003 10:57:23 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: GluteusMax
Festivus for the rest of us.
52 posted on 12/15/2003 11:13:01 AM PST by alaskanfan
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