[Hacksaw]

You're starting with the official Festivus airing of the grievances early.

But how are we going to do the "Feats of Strength" over the internet?

[petercooper]

Yes to Festivus!

[Hank Rearden]

But how are we going to do the "Feats of Strength" over the internet?

Hey, I did my part - I groused about stuff. You guys take it from here. Americans are nothing if not resourceful, especially during the Festivus Season.