"I would like to give him a big kiss right on the lips" Yes, that was a real, Up Yours, Saddam!
Re kiss on lips. Assume you are a female. "Don't ask, Don't tell" isn't too well thought of here on FR.... :~)
Yes, last time I checked, I am a female....but I completely understand that in this day and age, a question would arise from a statement like I made.