Grim-Faced Katie Couric, Wearing Black, Downplays Success, Highlights Problems

The Today Show

[1Old Pro]

"Clearly, Saddam was in no position to orchestrate anything"

WRONG AGAIN KATIE, his briefcase contents PROVE otherwise. Sheesh, she's like a weatherman, almost always wrong and she still gets a raise.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm confused. Do the DUmmies despise Al-Qaety too, calling her the Chimpster?

Apparently you don't know DUmmieSpeak. "Chimp," "Chimpie," or "Chimpster" are the terms they apply to Bush. Also they use an * to denote Bush because they hate him so much they can't type out his name. There are also other DUmmieSpeak terms such as "Big Dog," "PNAC," and "Chimperialist" but those lessons are for later.

[Nataku X]

"Chimpster" refers to Bush.

[xp38]

I'm pretty sure chimpster refers to W. There are lots of cartoons depicting him looking like a chimpanzee or ape over on the dark side.

[PJ-Comix]

"Al-Qaetie" is better than "Al-Qaety" because it more closely correlates with "Katie."

[Nataku X]

First they say that WE created Saddam during the Reagan administration so Saddam is Reagan's fault, then they follow that up with "Iraqis loved Saddam and had a wonderful life under him!"

[prairiebreeze]

Apparently you don't know DUmmieSpeak.

True, I never go over there......I don't want to get warts.

Chimpster sounded like Chipmunk, hence, created the image of al Qaety.

Prairie

[Lazamataz]

I just e-mailed Al-Quatie and informed her of the new name we have given her! Al-Quatie

Careful on the spelling. Make sure to follow the 'Q' with an 'a' as in Al-Qaeda.

It should either be Al-Qaety Couric or Al-Qaetie Couric, as desired.

[cookcounty]

Like Al-Qaedy Couric best of all.

[Lazamataz]

Then Al-Qaetie Couric it is.

So it is written, so shall it be.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Agreed!

[mel]

OH i also. as soon as I can get email to work. thanks

[cookcounty]

NBC's Al-Qaedie Couric, friend of rapists.

[The Wizard]

little katie should get out of TV

[cookcounty]

Ok, Al-Qaetie, then.

[PJ-Comix]

"So it is written, so shall it be."

Thus Spaketh Charlton Heston.

[PJ-Comix]

Oops! My mistake. I meant Yul Brynner. I need to keep up better on my basic Cecil B. Demille.

[PJ-Comix]

It's actually FUN to lurk on the DUmmie Forum. Their comments are so paranoid and lacking in reality that it's actually HILARIOUS to read. Some of the funnier quotes I post over here for all to enjoy.

[Steve_Seattle]

Now Katie is entitled to her biases, but what amazes me is that so many on the Left will not admit that people like her HAVE any biases. The only biases they see are on Fox.

[AmericanInTokyo]

FLASH! KATIE COURIC SPOTTED ON STREET IN TIKRIT, IRAQ EARLIER TODAY