When I started following the Kerry campaign, I didn't think it's f* it up so badly.
Take the John "F!" Kerry Challenge!
The "F!" in John "F!" Kerry stands for:
f. Forbes
f. Fitzgerald
f. French
f. FReeper
f. Finger
f. Frogman
f. Firearms
f. Fretting
f. Fading
f. Fast
f. F!