My thoughts EXACTLY. I better run a search and see what Jimmy thinks of the new LOTR, Britney's new CD, and the Atkins Diet. I wouldn't want to make a move without his guidance.
I smell an Onion story brewing!
Carter: Creamy Peanut Butter Far Superior to Crunchy
Former president Jimmy Carter weighed in today on the benefits of creamy peanut butter over crunchy. "I think it's a clear choice between being able to enjoy the smooth taste of creamy instead of picking chunks out of your teeth" said the 39th president, who was also a Georgia governor and peanut farmer.
Asked whether he had discussed these issues with world leaders, Carter emphasized that earlier talks with Fidel Castro and Mikhail Gorbachev often led to the benefits of the peanut, and how "cultivating it would go a long way to solving world hunger, if only we could stop electing Republican presidents."