Home Run, the Testicles Work (Rush Limbaugh)

RushLimbaugh.com ^ | 12/12/03 | Rush Limbaugh

[NeoCaveman]

Folks, you know me better than your outrage over my statement - Hillary puts the testicles of Sunday show anchors in a lock box - indicates. People won't let this go, even though they know we don't do cheap potty humor here.

If I use a metaphor, it must be the best way to illustrate the situation. That was a great show yesterday - despite the e-mail I read below, and the caller who challenged me tried to claim. They just didn't get it.

If they had said no one was talking about the show, that's one thing. But they said it was the talk of the coffee shops. So, once again, I was right. But out of the empathy for your feelings that is my hallmark, I tried to restate what I had to say for the squeamish among you.

Here it goes: Does anyone deny that women use sex to get men to do what they want? I would doubt that you do. Now, does anyone think Mrs. Clinton uses sex for these purposes? No. If there's anybody out there who thinks Mrs. Clinton uses sexuality to get where she's going, you need help.

It is, however, undeniable that the junior senator from New York uses her gender as a weapon. She uses it to ensure favorable treatment - witness the way she emasculated Rick Lazio for handing her a piece of paper. So that's my remaking of this point. It's not as memorable or illustrative or hilarious as the "t-word" lock box, which we parodied in a commercial below. It does, however, have the benefit of preventing any uncomfortable questions from children in the audience.

[NeoCaveman]

[NeoCaveman]

Rush has had fun this week.

It's good to hear him all fiery again.

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[NeoCaveman]

Pings.

[NeoCaveman]

is, however, undeniable that the junior senator from New York uses her gender as a weapon. She uses it to ensure favorable treatment - witness the way she emasculated Rick Lazio for handing her a piece of paper. So that's my remaking of this point.

[Paul Atreides]

Rush, please have Official Hillary Clinton theme-music. Use the theme from The Nutcracker.

[NeoCaveman]

Rush, please have Official Hillary Clinton theme-music. Use the theme from The Nutcracker.

LOL.

[NeoCaveman]

Lockbox.

[BluH2o]

Use the theme from The Nutcracker.

Great idea ... billy-bob would agree!

[NeoCaveman]

Hear Valerie objecting to the t-word

[oyez]

Does anyone deny that women use sex to get men to do what they want?

Many use gender to get what they want. The way the courts and the laws are set up these days its a snap. Its a shame how an honest man can be railroaded. So many companies step aside and let the poor sap take the bullet.

[NeoCaveman]

BTTT

[NeoCaveman]

The Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed Spokesman at work.

[NYC GOP Chick]

That lockbox looks kinda large, considering what she holds in there -- and to whom they belong.

[Political Junkie Too]

Use the theme from The Nutcracker.

Or, use the audio from the Mounds/Almond Joy commercial:

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...

-PJ

[NeoCaveman]

That lockbox looks kinda large, considering what she holds in there -- and to whom they belong.

9 Dwarves and 3 Sunday talkshow hosts.

[NeoCaveman]

Humor Ping.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Still leaves lots and lots and LOTS of room!

[skinkinthegrass]

Use the theme from The Nutcracker.

An excellent suggestion.. :)

[NeoCaveman]

She packs them in ice so they can be returned after she's done with them. The ice takes up a lot of room.