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Dear ABC: Rats!(ABC runs slutty, stripper-laden "Bachelorette" ads during "Charlie Brown Christmas")
New York Daily News ^ | December 11, 2003 | David Bianculli

Posted on 12/11/2003 1:04:50 PM PST by Timesink

Dear ABC: Rats!

Promotions strip away 'Christmas' innocence


By David Bianculli
Thursday, December 11th, 2003

Television executives often show little respect for the viewers, but what ABC brass did during last week's telecast of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" wasn't just irresponsible - It was reprehensible.

'Charlie Brown' was interrupted by commercial breaks...
... featuring smutty clips from 'Trista and Ryan's Wedding.'

Network programmers soiled the show - and ruined a family viewing experience - by running willy nilly with their own in-show promotions.

The venerable animated special, based on the beloved and sweet characters by the late Charles M. Schulz, has been an annual TV treat since its first appearance in 1965.

And at a time when one-TV families are a thing of the past, and annual family viewing traditions are down to a handful of events, "A Charlie Brown Christmas" is one of the few absolutely reliable TV offerings of this or any other season.

Any parent, using common sense, personal memories and television's self-policed ratings system, responsibly could place their young ones - even their very young ones - in front of the TV to watch Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, Snoopy and the rest.

For that hour, at least, parents could count on TV to entertain without assaulting impressionable minds with anything improper.

Or so you'd think.

ABC executives, however, thought differently.

Two times during this hour-long family Christmas special, ABC aired salacious promos for the following night's "Trista and Ryan's Wedding" bachelor and bachelorette party special.

ABC's promo department included images, in the middle and during the closing credits of "A Charlie Brown Christmas," of strippers - one clad in a shiny black catsuit, the other topless with digitally blurred breasts, straddling drunken bachelor Ryan and dragging him off at night for a private seaside encounter.

As Charlie Brown would say: Good grief!

TV's so-called family hour has been made meaningless by the networks for more than a decade now, and is even more quaint a concept in these days when NBC's worm-chewing, bile-spewing "Fear Factor" airs in the opening hour of prime time.

But if TV's own ratings system is supposed to mean anything, "A Charlie Brown Christmas" should have been a safe haven for kids. When a program is deemed suitable for all ages, so should any ads and promos shown within it.

The ratings system is a joke, and always has been - but at least responsible parents had some way to steer their children away from some things, and towards some others.

When CBS was broadcasting "A Charlie Brown Christmas," which it was until a few years ago, this never came up. But now, with ABC executives at the helm, promos for a sexy 9 p.m. show are wedged thoughtlessly between animated dancing dogs and quotes from scripture.

ABC honchos might try to argue that the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing - but in this case, they should. If the network bosses can't keep their promos and advertisements at the same age-appropriate level as their programs, then they're begging the government to step in and do it for them.

Bah, humbug.

ABC executives should know better. And if they don't, that's even worse.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: abc; cartoons; charlesschulz; christmas; culturewar; disney; liberalmedia; peanuts; smut
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1 posted on 12/11/2003 1:04:51 PM PST by Timesink
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To: Timesink
Parents should just buy/rent this stuff on video/DVD, then their kids can watch without commercials or cuts. Who needs networks?
2 posted on 12/11/2003 1:06:49 PM PST by mewzilla
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To: mewzilla
Who needs networks television?
3 posted on 12/11/2003 1:09:16 PM PST by leadpencil1 (Kill your television)
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To: Timesink
TV's so-called family hour has been made meaningless by the networks for more than a decade now, and is even more quaint a concept in these days when NBC's worm-chewing, bile-spewing "Fear Factor" airs in the opening hour of prime time.

Gotta disagree on this one...

What is it about worm-chewing that is inappropriate for kids? My little girls love that show. It's about the ONLY think they are allowed to watch. I don't mind them seeing tough girls, beating the guys, overcoming their fears...

4 posted on 12/11/2003 1:11:15 PM PST by Onelifetogive
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To: Timesink
Meanwhile, ABC busily prepares programming to round out its schedule for the week of next summer's Democratic convention....

-Dan
5 posted on 12/11/2003 1:14:16 PM PST by Flux Capacitor ('Cause WE.... GOT.... THE BOMBS. Ooooooo-KAY?!)
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To: mewzilla
Parents should just buy/rent this stuff on video/DVD, then their kids can watch without commercials or cuts. Who needs networks?

Our DVD of A Charlie Brown Christmas arrived just today. It's a good strategy.

6 posted on 12/11/2003 1:14:38 PM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (http://c-pol.com)
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To: mewzilla
Parents should just buy/rent this stuff on video/DVD, then their kids can watch without commercials or cuts.

I agree. I got Rudolph on DVD this year. Cheap. My 2 year old absolutely loves it. No commercials. It's a joy to watch, even when I have to watch it with him over and over. I'm doing this with all the Christmas classics.

7 posted on 12/11/2003 1:15:55 PM PST by trad_anglican
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To: trad_anglican
By the way, the ability to get the classics on video/dvd does not excuse the shamelessness and poor taste that ABC showed in it's broadcast.
8 posted on 12/11/2003 1:17:30 PM PST by trad_anglican
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To: mewzilla
That is exactly what I do. My girls do not watch network, HBO, MTV or any other smut. Well at least not that I know of.
9 posted on 12/11/2003 1:17:49 PM PST by gathersnomoss
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To: trad_anglican
Don't forget Alastair Sim in A Christmas Carol when your crumb-cruncher is old enough (shouldn't be too long)!
10 posted on 12/11/2003 1:18:33 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: Timesink
I find off-color programing promos offensive during any programming. They give the lie to the "So, just don't watch!" position espoused by so many. You don't know when they are coming, so you can't avoid them (the coarseness and stupidity of such promos that I have seen bother me at least as much the off-color element).
11 posted on 12/11/2003 1:19:53 PM PST by Irene Adler
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To: mewzilla
Parents should just buy/rent this stuff on video/DVD, then their kids can watch without commercials or cuts. Who needs networks?

We've done that for years. As a family, we sit and watch them one each night right until Christmas. We save "The Little Drummer Boy" for last, the one that Greer Garson narrated. It's wonderful.

12 posted on 12/11/2003 1:19:57 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("There ought to be one day -- just one -- where there is open season on senators." -- Will Rogers)
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To: gathersnomoss
And it's not just the commercials. The cuts they make in old programming to fit it into today's time slots (with more time devoted to commercials) are pretty prodigious. Who needs it?
13 posted on 12/11/2003 1:20:50 PM PST by mewzilla
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To: gathersnomoss
Where's Islamic Jihad when you really need them, eh? Would anyone protest if a 6 digit grid on Viacom was passed along?

Just kidding - although I wouldn't shed any teears for them.
14 posted on 12/11/2003 1:22:26 PM PST by Fenris6
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To: Timesink
ABC is owned by Disney, go figure.
15 posted on 12/11/2003 1:24:35 PM PST by Pietro
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To: Timesink
Best Christmas cartoon ever made.

Its scriptural, its funny, the Vince Guiaraldi music is great and its a tradition.

Glad I have it on DVD.
16 posted on 12/11/2003 1:25:17 PM PST by kidd
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To: Timesink
I also heard a rumor that the broadcast was edited this year to remove a religious reference. Anyone else hear this one? Just asking...
17 posted on 12/11/2003 1:26:47 PM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Timesink
Did I miss this while watching "The Simple Life?"
18 posted on 12/11/2003 1:28:10 PM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: AnAmericanMother
Don't forget Alastair Sim in A Christmas Carol when your crumb-cruncher is old enough (shouldn't be too long)!

My video of that is almost worn out. I watch it every year and I still cry when he apologizes to his nephew and his wife. My wife tells me I'm a sucker for redemption stories - I guess she's right. Little Trad (my 2 yr old) will be seeing that one, too. Though I doubt the b&w film (I refuse to buy the colorized version) will hold his interest for a few years.

Remember the Mr. Magoo version of Christmas Carol? I remember watching it every year when I was young. It was very good. I think that was the one where Tiny Tim talks about "razzleberry dressing." Maybe I'll find that one somewhere for Little Trad.

19 posted on 12/11/2003 1:30:58 PM PST by trad_anglican
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To: Pietro
"ABC is owned by Disney, go figure."

You just did! Dis is now a ho!
Thanks Mr. Eisner for the unrelenting corruption of a formerly great name!

20 posted on 12/11/2003 1:35:12 PM PST by international american
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