[Az Joe]

What the FU*K?!

Johnson was INJURED most of the YEAR ya billigan!!!! Threw his rhythm off, don't ya know?

Sexson, streaky hitter? Are you MAD?

45 Long Balls!!!,
122 Rbis,
.272 B.A.

THAT AIN'T STREAKY, THAT'S STREAKING!!

Played EVERY inning of EVERY game last year, not yet 29, entering the full flower of his prime-I think he may hit 73-75 homers this next year.

DOWN WITH THE SKANKS!! DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!!!

BRING 'EM ON!!

Hooo Yahhhhh!!!

[F16Fighter]

What's Johnson -- 40?? Thinks he's gonna recoup like he was 25?? Stick a fork in 'em -- he's done.

What??!! 70 HRs?? LOL! Sexton was hitting those HRs with his team down most of the time, 7-2 late innings. He's a free swinger who can't hit in the clutch, but the stats will look great at years end. Aaron Boone was a prime example -- the guy hit .270 w/26 HRs and 96 RBIs.

When they turn on the lights at that proverbial closing time, Sexton will be that busty blonde at the end of the bar you've been coveting all night -- until you notice the large adams apple, big hands, and slight 5 o'clock shadow...