[Chad Fairbanks]

Dangling Chad has already "hit abuse" on himself.

Ahhh... so that WAS you peeking in my window while I was showering. It's all starting to make sense now. Jealousy. ok.

[hellinahandcart]

Dangling Chad? Reminds me of a song from junior high. I'll rewrite it to be gender-appropriate. And G-rated.

Does your chad hang low?
Does it dangle to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Does your chaaaaaaaad haaaaaaaaang low?