[xJones]

One associate pastor who stood onstage that day had an epiphany. The church, it seemed to her, was unraveling at the seams. The gap between what the congregation saw and what took place in boardroom meetings was widening. As church leadership dissolved into bitter squabbles, attendance declined, as did donations.

That's an epiphany? The dingbat didn't realize that a flaming faggot running a 'church' might be involved in a sacrilegious obscene joke untill the crowds & money fell off. She wouldn't know an epiphany if the late Mother Teresa fell on her.

The whole thing is obscenity looking for imagined holy approval.

[jocon307]

"She wouldn't know an epiphany if the late Mother Teresa fell on her."

Oh dear, that's quite an image in my mind now.

I'm glad this piece was excerpted, it's from The Onion, no?