[John Beresford Tipton]

There was a brand of bread here in NY called "Roman Meal."
Supposed to be healthful stuff.

I liked one ad they had which they put up on a billboard next to an expressway that said:
"If the Romans had eaten Roman Meal,
they'd be chariots on this expressway today."

[blam]

"they'd be chariots on this expressway today."

It was Roman chariots that determined the width of that very expressway.