Start hoarding!!
Its a national egg emergency!!
You have broken the rules!
Whenever you mention eggs, you MUST substitute "egg" for a neighboring word's syllable.
Examples: "Eggmergency!" "Emereggency!" "Nationegg!"
If it doesn't seem to work out with these words, you need to pick new, egg-friendly words:
Instead of "Emergency," try these: "Categgclysm" or "Eggcigency"