well, there it is.
'Hillarious did not steal the White House silverware. She only borrowed it and wants to return it. Send Hillarious back to the White House, sooner, rather than later! Opponents have said that Hillarious is an opportunist witchbitch whose lust for power is only exceeded by her appetite for cottage cheese. The truth of the matter is that she really hates cottage cheese.
A vote for Hillarious is a vote for DIperVERSITY!'
(Paid for by the Committee to Establish Justice, Insure Domestic Tranquility, and Re-furbish the White House)