Of course thinking about ones initials of ones screen name is missing from the syllabus.
In this case, BureaucratusMaximus, whose intials in a popular parlance would be BM(i.e bowel movement).
Wow! Did you come up with that all by yourself? A 3 sentence reposnse is pretty good for you, all things considering. I like word games too. Can I try?
Drug-warrior/
altruistic/
neocon/
excretement
I worked in a bowel movement...just for you.
altruistic/
neocon/
excretement
Nice try but no cigar there dude, your acronym should read, DWANE.
Nice try anyway though, but don't give up your day job just yet.