[17th Miss Regt]

"I've noticed that if you take away the crosses, the alcohol and the pork, the smells in my house are similar to Muslim homes..."

Clearly, the crosses are a very important component of the smells in a Christian house! What an idiot.

[JesseHousman]

'Heaven lies at the feet of the mother. You have to treat her well at all times, take care of her. by strapping dynamite sticks around your waste and blowing yourself and scores of innocents away.