[The Mayor]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is
spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

[Dubya]

LOL

[Donaeus]

One of the best HRC jokes ever. I'd spring for the tickets if she'd go! LOL

[dansangel]

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

ROFL!!