Caption Bubba, Newsom and Babe!

AP | December 09, 2003

[BufordP]

...Gavin Newsom, center, and his [tasty delicious] wife Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom...

[mountaineer]

Not 20 minutes ago this skinny chick and I (what's your name again, hon?) were doin' the nasty in that broom closet over there, and her husband was none the wiser! Heh heh, I still got it!

[BufordP]

Hey, Newsom. Guess where my finger's been?

[Kenton]

Wow...the chick is pretty darned cute...sure she's a lib...but hey no one is perfect.... ;)

Sighs nostalgically~~~~ I can remember when I was young and without scruples, and I used to pretend I was liberal in order to get liberal chicks. They were just sooooooo easy. "Oh sure baby, I believe in women's liberation, please, by all means YOU get on top"...

I've long believed that getting sex from coeds is the prime motivation for most white heterosexual males who identify themselves as liberals at one time or another. I sure can't think of any other reason.

[bootless]

Well, Newsom looks just *thrilled*.

[bootless]

ROFL!

"Damn, how come *I* can't ZOT anyone?"

[afuturegovernor]

And to think that Clinton was once the governor of Arkansas.

[CygnusXI]

So I said "I've been watching every night from that hidden camera right up there!!". Heh heh heh..

[ItsForTheChildren]

Yeah, but that was back in the '80s.

[1Old Pro]

So I told this guy behind me, "there's the door", I need some action with your chick.

[CounterCounterCulture]

They're both thinking "Yeah, we're not buying this either, but we're desperate."

Newsom's also gotta keep an eye on his wife at all times with the Slickster there.

[cyncooper]

Get a look at that crooked finger.

ICK ICK ICK

[CounterCounterCulture]

Well, Newsom looks just *thrilled*.

Gavin, sweetie, please don't let go of my hand while HE is still slinking around here.

[cyncooper]

And she's that Kimberly I thought Dan Abrams had a crush on, though I figured she was married, with the hyphen and all.

Put her in the category of Nancy Grace and other female prosecutors that can discern right from wrong except when it involves Bubba.

[AuH2ORepublican]

Didn't I hear Mrs. Newsom is a former underwear model? Did she do that to pay her way through law school and then quit?

[sarasota]

Thanks. Guess I thought she was a defense attorney based on her remarks in defense of Michael Jackson.

[sarasota]

Thanks for the warning. A mayoral candidate for San Francisco.

[spectre]

HANDS IN SCRIPTURE:

Bent or Bowed Forefinger

When the forefinger, which is normally used for pointing, is bowed or bent at an angle, the pointer no longer points straight.  Both are caused by failure to handle stress.  A bowed forefinger represents the stress from a crooked authority in life, which is usually the father.  The finger tries to move to the left or right to get some wiggle room against the overbearing burden of the primary authority in life.  The bowed forefinger also represents the characteristic of a child who cannot wait but wants things now.   It is characteristic of the prodigal son (Luke 15:11-32).

When the tip phalange of the forefinger is bent at an angle, it is a sign of denial and projection.  This means the individual denies he has a problem and then projects that problem onto someone else.  Denial causes guilt to accumulate in the subconscious.  When the guilt comes out, it may come out as something totally different from the original problem.  Guilt is a vicious sin because of the psychological damage it can do.

  Guilt was paid for on the Cross, and it should be handled with Rebound.  When Rebound is not used, the guilty person will become the victim of his own guilt, which he cannot handle.

  The bent forefinger indicates that a person is pointing in the wrong direction, which corresponds to projection.  In projection, a person blames someone else for his problem. 

Great little website..:~)

[Freemyland]

"And I showed her that it does bend that way."

[Ghengis]

My favorite George Clinton album, you say?