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I was present when all 3 of my kids were born and accompanied them to the nursery. There's no way they could've been switched.

[Paradox]

I watched my kid get born, and kept an eye on him as long as I could. I identified whatever birthmarks and characteristics I could before I let them out of my sight. My wife insisted :)

Anyways, its not too hard to mistake them as mine, both boys have a certain "look" to them. The nurses all commented about it. (fairly prominent eyebrow ridge, along with a "what you lookin at, punk?" look....)

[ElkGroveDan]

Ditto, I watched that bracelet go on their ankles and memorized the number, checked that it matched the one on my wrist AND followed them in for the shots and cleanup. As a result they all have my good looks and Irish sense of humor (not sure where the stubborn tempers come from though).