[russdawg]

I would really like this guy to come around me. Do you remember the liberals that were smashing pies in peoples faces, that would be perfect for him. I wonder when he will come to eastern nc, we've lost a lot of jobs, we need him to come here.

[laotzu]

Hold an award ceremony. He always seems to make it to those.

Promise a free shotgun with every face pie.

[weegee]

Michael Moore only goes where people PAY him to go. Places with high unemployment aren't good for Mikey. People who are out of work have better things to spend their money on than tickets to see Mikey rant, lie, huff, and puff. There are few dollars to buy his DVDs and books there too.