[ClintonBeGone]

I'd eat dirt if it helped me stay slim. :)</

Then you'll enjoy these peat pellets.  Even taste better than rice cakes.

[hchutch]

How about some veal parmesan instead?

Just so long as the veal is dolphin-safe. :)

[SpinnerWebb]

I'd eat dirt if it helped me stay slim.

It will, it will. Keep eating it for a while, and you'll eventually eat a tapeworm egg. It will hatch in your stomach, and then you will really start shedding those lb's!