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To: veronica
I'd eat dirt if it helped me stay slim. :)</

Then you'll enjoy these peat pellets.  Even taste better than rice cakes.

27 posted on 12/09/2003 7:22:36 AM PST by ClintonBeGone
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To: ClintonBeGone; veronica; Poohbah
How about some veal parmesan instead?

Just so long as the veal is dolphin-safe. :)
38 posted on 12/09/2003 7:29:13 AM PST by hchutch ("I don't see what the big deal is, I really don't." - Major Vic Deakins, USAF (ret.))
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To: ClintonBeGone; veronica
I'd eat dirt if it helped me stay slim.

It will, it will. Keep eating it for a while, and you'll eventually eat a tapeworm egg. It will hatch in your stomach, and then you will really start shedding those lb's!
55 posted on 12/09/2003 7:51:50 AM PST by SpinnerWebb
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