[Crazieman]

I had a grandma that drank water. She got cancer and died.

[Marie]

I had a grandma that drank water. She got cancer and died.

Hey! My grandpa also got cancer and died! He ALSO drank water! Every day for 83 years!

Folks, we have a trend developing. As a matter of fact, I'll bet EVERY person who has had cancer has, at one point or another, drank water. That's it. I'll never allow my kids to drink water again.

[BlueYonder]

I had a grandma that drank water. She got cancer and died.

Bottled or tap?

[Redleg Duke]

All of my Grandparents drank water and they are all dead!

How many more must die before water is outlawed? (Sniff!)