Yeah, but here, sadly, we do. Since you're new here, you don't know this, but the reason you are being poked as hard as you are is that fraudsters have come in here in the past who were every bit as full of "insider knowledge" and correctly-formed jargon as you are, and who were very convincing... but who turned out to be total frauds. One of them even turned out to have 17 convictions for fraud and embezzlement.
As the cartoon says, "On the Internet, no one can tell you're a dog." And no one can tell you're not. So -- you're gonna get poked. This is how we make sure we're not getting BS'd. We have been burned by people who weren't what they said they were.