[Constitution Day]

Too true.

I have to tell you, I've seen G. Clinton twice and he puts on one funk-a-delic show.

BTTT...

[BenLurkin]

I Bet You
Written by: G Clinton, P Lindsey, S Barnes
Performed by: Funkadelic
Originally appears on: Funkadelic


Wooo!
Come on, huh!
Woo-ooh!
Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I bet ya
A drowning man's very first words is help, I bet you
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose and I betcha
If you try to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I betcha

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
Betcha never lose my love
You will win, I betcha
Betcha never lose my love
You will win, I betcha

Take a car without fuel, ain't gonna move, and I betcha
A carpenter can't build his house without his tools, I bet you
If the shoes are too small they hurt your feet, and I betcha
You can't know what's going on if you're asleep, I bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
Ha!
Betcha never lose my love
You will win, I betcha
Oh yeah!
Betcha never lose my love
You got to win, I betcha

Ohh, wowowowowowowowowow
Ah yeah!
OH get down! Uhh!
Come on, come on!
I betcha
You ain't gonna lose
You won't lose
Oh, yeah!

Bet you never lose my love
Bet you never lose my love
Bet you never lose my love, I'm a winner
Bet you never lose my love, come on
Bet you never lose my love, stuck by you
Bet you never lose my love, you can't lose
Bet you never lose my love, you stuck by me
Bet you never lose my love, bet on me
{variations continue til end}

[bc2]

I've seen 'em twice, myself!

Not bad considering I'm not even 25...

[honeygrl]

A friend of mine went to see him at a small theatre/club here in town a few years ago... one of his band members (who called himself Peanut?) tried to get her to come back to their hotel with them after the show and after they had hung around the club a while. She shocked everyone by not going. (if you met her, you'd be shocked too)