[metesky]

Or maybe a pike, a 18 footer, the kind the Scots had when they defeated the Persians at Thermopoly.

I know you think the Scots did everything, sheep thief, but that would be us, the Greeks at Thermopylae.

By the way, it's the 21st century, time to wash the blue paint off. I'm tired of having to clean the ponies after I steal 'em back.

[Leisler]

Those people, who now call themselves 'Greek', mearly moved into my peoples abandonded structures.( We left due to massive rates of skin cancer and a rash of finacial scandals at home. ) Anyways, the socalled "Greeks", were nomadic flatbread makers who wandered down from the north, their wives and children dragging huge flat ovens behind them, with their pipe smoking menfolk sitting on top.