[SledgeCS]

OK we must really devise a new way to slaugther turkeys without crippling them at the same time...

SledgeCS

[highlander_UW]

OK we must really devise a new way to slaugther turkeys without crippling them at the same time...

We could export the slaughtering job to the Palestinian Authority and they could have a suicide bomber run into a room with a bunch of chickens and blow them all up along with themselves. They could consider it as services rendered for all that money the U.S. gives them.