Posted on 12/08/2003 10:21:53 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
No, it doesn't....well, if you change your mind, our grits tree is just loaded down this year. ;-)
When the door opens, the guy is agast. Waiting for him, arrayed on the bed, is a seventy year old woman, baggy and saggy, with a toothless grin and evil leer.
"Hey!" says the guy, "I paid you $200! I want one of those other girls!"
"Sorry," says the Madam, "but we are a Union shop, and Doris here has seniority!"
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