[ClearCase_guy]

"They conned the [local] boys out of several hundred dollars," Counsel said.

I ... ah ... wonder how the girls got money from these boys. I just can't imagine. Really. Just can't imagine.

[HELLRAISER II]

Anybody that watches the show know's it's about a couple of spoiled slutty rich kids. Hell if I wasn't married I'd let them come to my South Georgia Farm and shovel all the s**t they wanted to, they're both pretty fine. Anyway if this stuff offends people, they have 2 choices. 1 Watch it or 2 change the channel, it's as simple as that.

[GluteusMax]

It is repulsive to watch these empty, hollow people desperately claw at "startdom."

Being a multi-millionaire is not fulfilling so they crave the spotlight. Pathetic.

[longtermmemmory]

Her sex tape was just a PR stunt. It is the new PR Stunt de jour.

[HamiltonJay]

If you ever wanted to know what a spoiled 6 year old mentality looks like in a 22 year old girl... watch this show.

Calling these two gals vacuous is an understatement.

[stainlessbanner]

"People are starting to recognize us and coming up and talking to us when we're up and about."

Your 15 minutes are up.

[TracyPA]

I think most of it is a put-on. No one could be that stupid. Paris-"What's Walmart? "Do they like, sell wall stuff"?

[Slicksadick]

Paris Hilton

[Porterville]

I don't care about these girls much, but I take an Arkansas complaint with a grain of salt, has anyone been through Arkansas??? It is one ran down state, with an I-Hop on every corner and has a very gritty feel to it... besides any state that can produce Bill Clinton and Wes Clark is a state that should be condemned and mocked.

[AD from SpringBay]

Another case of television showing us the world and what it is not. Maybe we could build a wall around Hollywood and charge admission to see the pointless spoiled child-adults and their unreality living.

[Slicksadick]

Paris Hilton

[Wolfie]

"She told me that my name wasn't 'Chops.' I got real angry and told her, 'As far as I'm concerned, I've seen better-looking girls walking around my college campus.'

"She thinks she can get away with whatever she wants," Perry said. "That's my nickname, ['Chops']. She started calling Trae 'Chops' instead of me.

"I didn't talk to her much after that.

Way to take a stand, son. (They grow 'em kind of stupid in Arkansas, eh?)

[Heatseeker]

Flash: Fox announces that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will be replaced by Howard Dean in future episodes.

[Freebird Forever]

Paris and Nicole

More useless eaters

[In_25_words_or_less]

"I cleaned their rooms, and they were a mess. They had left camouflage nighties, Crest White Strips, some Xanax bars . . . and a pack of cigarettes.

Xanax comes in bars?

[ericthecurdog]

14:59 and counting.

[A. Patriot]

After reading this, I now think that getting home-made XXX porn videos released on the internet couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

[familyofman]

FOX - leading the race to the bottom, and getting huge coverage from their NewsCorp buddies at the NY Post. Using a "news" article to help the ratings of more FOX Trash.

Paris was funny on SNL though (even trashier).

[spodefly]

[Xenalyte]

Paris told me to ping you.