Poor Laz...........Oh Geeezze I'm still laughing.
LOL!
It's great that this split personality of mine finally brought someone some joy .......... and laughs! ;)
I must go do my laps now. It's so pleasant to be able to swim in the nude, now that "the sometime curious" neighbors have all gone over seas for the Holidays.
Okay, now I'm convinced yer a guy after all. Normally women don't talk about themselves 'getting wet', and who does laps at 10:00 PM?