[clouda]

telling Shawn he had homes in Sacramento and San Diego Shawn wanted nothing to do with him, but she made a fateful mistake by giving him Amber's phone number and the two would soon hook up.

Remember we always wondered where Scott had told Amber he lived. Not Modesto.

I have the new NE. The past few weeks they have had some good stuff. What a sociopath Scotty Boy is.

[Devil_Anse]

Oh, brother. "Homes in Sacramento and San Diego." You know, if a guy like Scott handed a line like that to me, I'd be afraid of slipping and saying something like, "Oh... and do you have wives in both those cities, too?"

I had thought that it was Shawn he'd originally hit on. B/C, remember, when we first heard about her by name, they said that one night Scott and Shawn (at a convention or something) had stayed up together till 3 a.m.? I mean, that sounds like a date, frankly. But clearly this Shawn was determined to get him off her back, b/c of her own commitment, being engaged and all.

[Velveeta]

Can you believe this guy? His entire life was a series of lies. I loved the part about SP scurrying to cancel his "porn channel" services before the cops executed their search warrant. ROFL Talk about your screwed up priorities....sheesh.