[Velveeta]

Excuse me? You're the matron of honor? Hey RB!! What am I....chopped liver? You can still borrow one of my tiaras, cause that's just the kind of person that I am.

Let me know the color of your gown and I'll make sure the tiara clashes, er...um, I mean blends well your gown.

[Sandylapper]

Silly...sshhhh....Sorry you're out of the loop, but we SCOWs are going to surprise rb! You're a bridesmaid or maid or honor or whatever. I appointed myself matron of honor since I'm ... uh, uh... more mature. Wearing a gorgeous celery gown with my sunstreaked red hair. I'll look smashing, of course, but need your DIAMOND tiari, darnit! Put it in cybermail to me NOW!