That's what that last pic reminded me of. (Apologies to Howdy Doody.) He also looks a little bit like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.
Jackie is "distinguished looking"?? Coulda fooled me. That phrase had me looking up the author of the article. I thought for sure it was one of those Brits who like dry wit. Jackie is about as distinguished looking as Ma from "The Grapes of Wrath".
In fact, Jackie is now starting to be just like the mother from that story about the rapist named Kevin Coe. Someone on here used to mention that book, I think it was b/c Scott and his mother reminded the poster of Kevin and his mother. Kevin Coe's mother wanted to blow up the judge in her son's trial, or something like that. The book was named "Son".
LOL!! I took this whole phrase as a joke.
You can look at it another way if you change the punctuation. a distinguished-looking woman who favors tweeds and depends.(undergarments)
In a Darth Vader kind of way...