Yeah, funny that. We used to be the heart of the party. I guess a party without a heart doesn't need us anymore. We're just dinosaurs, amigo.
Just one question: since I haven't changed my orientation, but I'm now so far to the right that my own colleagues consider me an extremist, wouldn't that mean that they have shifted to the left? And isn't that the same as saying that they've betrayed the very principles that used to define them?
Oh, that's right. They have to do whatever it takes to win. Mea culpa. I'll say 50 "Hail George's" and pray for salvation.