[Az Joe]

This ones easy: Lesbians don't have sexual intercourse.

[Jeff Chandler]

In related news, a Phoenix television station has refused to sell air time to a pro-life media company. We're hoping they change their minds.

I am at this very moment burning audio CDs of the commercials, in case we have to go public on talk radio about this anti-conservative bigotry. We hope it doesn't come to that and the station manager does the right thing.