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To: deport; Miss Marple; Howlin; Amelia
.....so I'm talking to my wife tonight, in my other life, and she's telling me what she ate for dinner and all...... and how nothing is agreeing with her.....and how frequently she has been going to the bathroom and all ..... and how the gas-x, tums and pepto-bismal wasn't cutting the job, so to speak......and perhaps it's just 'cramps' or whatever ......and now she's on her way upstairs to lay down, you know, sleep it off, I guess,.....and then I put two and two togather......and I figure out that EVERY time I pushed the speaker icon button thingy.......well, you know .......she would.....well......fart! .......Go figure!!!

Cool!!!.....I wonder if I can get it to work on the dog!!!!! Tell me again......What program do I need to open, the one for the dog......
250 posted on 12/08/2003 10:19:58 PM PST by BluSky (“Don’t make me come down there.”)
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To: BluSky; deport; Miss Marple; Howlin
so I'm talking to my wife tonight, in my other life, and she's telling me what she ate for dinner and all...... and how nothing is agreeing with her.....

I think she's trying to tell you she's pregnant. ;-)

251 posted on 12/09/2003 3:40:04 AM PST by Amelia ("We have met the enemy and he is us." -- Pogo)
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