[Coop]

Wow! Glad I don't have to wake up next to you!

With that temper, I'm not sure I could drink enough liquor to give me the courage to fall asleep.

[Marysecretary]

I remember some guy once saying that a woman he knew said if she was his wife, she'd give him poison, to which he replied, if I were married to YOU, I'd take it!