[NYC GOP Chick]

Fascists. Sheesh. You could have at least called us 'extreme right wing goose stepping nazi homophobe book burning dissent crushing jingoistic bush loving chickenhawk neocon zealot bastard pigs' or something equally snappy.

Perhaps something about imperialistic Zionists and Constitution-shredding right-wingers belong in there too.

[Steel Wolf]

Fascists. Sheesh. You could have at least called us 'extreme right wing goose stepping nazi homophobe book burning dissent crushing jingoistic bush loving chickenhawk neocon zealot bastard pigs' or something equally snappy.

Perhaps something about imperialistic Zionists and Constitution-shredding right-wingers belong in there too.

That's true. There is really no end to our oppressive, reactionary, police state, authoritarian, better-than-thou, narrow minded, iron fisted, lemming-like, xenophobic, Neanderthal, unilateralist crimes against the oppressed, liberals, women, minorities, the environment, the human spirit, Wiccans, artistic freedom, third world natives, Gaia, the poor, the sick, the downtrodden, and those who write left handed.

We think 'multicultural' means eating at both the Olive Garden and Taco Bell.

We think that the only rights the prisoners in Guantanamo deserve are rights to the jaw.

We are all dumb. We are all rednecks. Were it not for liberals holding us in check, America would be Nazi Germany on steroids.

--Etc, etc.-- It's almost hard to caricature how the left sees us.