Might seem like we're stretching it - but it sure is eerie. Maybe once you have dealings with the wide-load and her husband - you are automatically doomed. It may take a while - but just give it time. In any case - it won't be a natural cause of death.
But this isn't tin foil hat, IMHO...just what do you think happens when you cross the mafia? From what we know of the Clintons and their lack of morals, are they any different as far as what they're capable of if they're crossed?