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To: kattracks
>
>From: Saddam.Hussein@Baath.org [SMTP: SADDAM.HUSSEIN@BAATH.ORG]
>Sent: Wednesday, December 3, 2003 10:23:21 AM GMT
>To: < undisclosed recipients >
>Subject: URGENT HELP NEEDED
>
> You may be surprised to receive this message, as we have not known each other previously. However, I have been reliably
> informed of your Discretefulness and Ability in transactions of this nature. Letter, as First, I must solicit your confidence in
> this Transaction, this is by virtue if its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET. I came to know of you in
> my private search for a Reliable and Reputable person to handle this confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of

> a large sum of money to a foreign account requiring Maximum Confidence. Though I know that a transaction of this
> Magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I
> have decided to contact you due to the needful urgency of my Situation.
>
> Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am MR. SADDAM HUSSEIN, a former government official in
> Baghdad. Unfortunately, due to a coup, our Benevolent Administration was usurped in favor of a foreign occupying force,
> so I have been dismissed from my old position. In addition, my two sons UDAI and QUSAI, also Public Servants, were
> brutally killed during this occupation. Naturally, I am Vexed with deep Sorrow over these events.
>
> However, during my time serving the people of Iraq, I was able to amass a modest Fortune by extracting a processing and
> handling fee from the country's oil revenues, and I also inherited a certain amount of money after the death of my Beloved
> Sons. As it happens, those funds -- currently totalling just over 37 BILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS -- are being held by a
> security company in Geneva. I am unable to leave Tikrit at this time, however, as my mother has cancer and I have to stay
> here and give her the insulin shots, and therefore I cannot retrieve the money personally.
>
> The Branch Accountant with the First Despot Deposit & Trust Company of Switzerland, a Mr. Terrence J. Wilkinson, has
> informed me that I may move the Monies to another bank Account in America, but I require the help of an American who
> already has such an account so that I may Discretely accomplish this thing. In addition, I have a shipment of certain
> VALUABLE MINERALS acquired from Nigeria, and I need to move these Materials to a more secure location. My previous
> American confidant, Mr. Joseph Wilson, was unable to exercise the necessary Discretion and Secrecy so I have been
> forced to look elsewhere. I am prepared to offer you 10% of my total holdings (3.7 Billion Dollars) as a fee for handling
> these Matters.
>
> If you can assist me in this matter, you should forward to me your telephone and fax number for easy Communication and
> to fax you the Official Documents concerning the consignments. Your prompt response is being highly Appreciated.
>
> Your faithful friend,
> Saddam Hussein
7 posted on 12/04/2003 8:07:18 AM PST by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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To: Sloth
LOL, that's good.
8 posted on 12/04/2003 8:22:12 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: Sloth
Priceless! :)
18 posted on 12/04/2003 10:51:09 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Sore@US, the Evil Daddy War bucks, has owned the Demonic Rats for decades!)
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