I didn't think you were too harsh; just took me a little too seriously. Heh heh. If men had any brains they would have given women the vote and taken it away from men. Then we could really give you crap.
In fact, you remind me alot of my hubby....are you his long lost twin?
Is ee a 6'2" Scottish god oov a mon? Dooz ee make ya swoon even wen ees belchin' ale and sittin' in a pile of cracker croombs? No? Then ees no me kin, lass.
Tell er, Thartee. It's evvin on airth wi me, no?
We know that the best parts of man and wife
are reserved for secret, innumerable pleasures,
and in this way share the mystery of heaven.