Howard Dean says that they gave him secret knowlwedge to save the human race and for Earth to take its rightful place among the Galactic Alliance.
"This is a great moment in world history" Said the UN Secretary-General "The people of the US have an opportunity to bring the world into a golden age. They should take him at his word".
Bill Clinton said that he had also been visited, but that the time hadn't been right for Earth. "Maybe now is the right time".
The announcement has generated a buzz in the nation, the leaders of 120 nations have called on the GOP to not contest the upcoming elections to show unity for the future.
"We must go into this future together" said the President of Burkina Faso after endorsing Dean.
150 of the 160 top newspapers have endorsed Dean on the power of this revelation. 7 plan to endorse him in future editions. Apparently the consensus across the world and the country is that Dean can now win in a landslide with the entire Galaxy behind him.
Reporters threw tomatoes and eggs at President Bush when he said that Dean was "delusional". Obviously Bush is not fit to be President, even the Prime Leader says so.
LOL: Dean anal probing by aliens caused his wacky disposition!
I would like to see someone ask him if that happened in a live interview. We might get some bizarre answer.
Hey Sean Hannity if you're reading this thread.....