[Steve_Seattle]

"This just in to Freepcentral News Service: During the transport of what witnesses allege to be Sadamm (the military has no comment), the helicopter in which he was being transported to a US military facility crashed in a remote desert section of Iraq, killing the detainee. All crewman parachuted to saftety."

Is this a rumor, a joke, a wish, a prophecy, or a fact? Pardon my stupidity.

[tet68]

Ahem, I say, it's a joke son.

Anyway this is the part I like.

"They had lists of suspects with photographs attached and they were accompanied by Iraqis,"

E's makin a list, E's checking it twice,
E already knows who's naughty or nice.

E sees you when your creeping.
E sees when you explode.
E knows when you've come to down the troops
or serve them turkey like you should.