How hard can it be to enlist Evil? Can someone answer that? Throw me a friggin' bone, here...
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. The French admiral started complaining that Whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English.
He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these Conferences rather than you speak French?"
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."
