[FreeTheHostages]

Some poor sap thinking their getting a Rumsfeld doll

Far be it from me to gloat, but I believe there's a typo in your post, honey.

[The Thin Man]

FreeTheSausages, I've got bad news for you. I've decided not to enter this contest and thus depriving you of another opportunity to rob me of my prize.

There is only so much injustice one man can take!

:-)