[FreeTheHostages]

She's currently second in my tentative list. But I'm holding the contest open until 10 pm EST as promised.

[Kirkwood]

Their Christmas gift should be an exclusive one-on one interviews with Saddam, bin Laden, and Arafat. How can they turn that down? Now the gift also includes all expenses paid trip by Egypt Airlines to a secret location where the three will board the jet and everyone will fly off on a special around the world trip. But that's not all! Just as all the reality TV shows now have a twist, on board will be Khaddafy and his select terrorist who will hijack the plane and crash it into the ocean while everyone gets to chant Allah Ackbar!!! Enjoy your present!

[WVNan]

Oh please. I love MinuteGal's parody. I laughed so hard. It is very very clever. So clever in fact that I decided not to enter the contest because I could never be that clever.