"Wyoming...where the men are men...and the sheep are scared!"
I predicted this too. Polygamy is the logical next step after gay "marriage." Then it will be okay for adults to be "married" to children. Finally, humans will be allowed to "marry" chimps, sheep, dogs, or whatever...
You can expect the following types of sentences to appear in elementary school readers:
He seeks the sleek sheik's sheep.
The shagged sheep sure are shy in the shower.
The sleek sheik shagged the shy sheep in his sleep while sliding down the slippery slope.
She sheared the shy sheep that the sleek sheik shagged.